12/17/2007

Beating Up a Swarm of 5 Year Olds

I found this website (How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?), which tries answer the age old question of how many children you could beat up before being overtaken.

The rules are as follows:

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court.
There are no weapons or foreign objects.
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin).
The children are merciless and will show no fear.
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

My magic number: 31

It's good to know that if I ever get swarmed by 5 year olds, I will be able to gouge, bite, kick, and mercilessly pummel through 31 of those little bastards before I get taken down. It would be a bloodly, but epic, battle.

Be-yah!!!

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