After Life

I started reading this book by Geoffrey Abbott, The Executioner Always Chops Twice: Ghastly Blunders on the Scafford, and it got me thinking. If I were ever to be executed, I would want lethal injection. It's painless. First they anesthetize you, then kill you. However, if I were to go out in style, it would be by firing squad.

And when I'm gone. I don't want to be buried or creamated and put in an urn. I want to be taken out to sea and shot out of a cannon. Oooo, or maybe torpedoed out of a submarine. Yeah, that's it. That's how I want to be remembered.