Forgiveness

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned! It's been 11 years since my last confession.

In the past 11 years I have:

blasphemed 1,650 times;
dishonored by mother and father 5 times;
lied 50 times;
did some drugs; and
committed a few scandalous acts.

This past Friday I:

Was in a hurry to vacuum the house before my father, sister, and stepmom arrived from out of town, and got the cord of my fiancé’s cell phone charger caught in the vacuum. It got all chewed up. I blamed it on the dog.
I also blasphemed 12 times.

Amen!