Baby Makers Union -- Local 647

My wife and I have been trying to make a baby for a few months. When we finally both agreed that it would be a good idea for me to have little JTs running around, I thought it would be sex all the time. And in the beginning, it was...for about a month. Then, when my wife found out that she wasn't pregnant, she started to do a little in-depth research on ovulation. Apparently there are only a few days out of the month when it's prime time for making babies.

That's when I started to feel like a union worker.

"Hey, we got job for you. It's only for about 3 or 4 days. Then you'll be laid off again."
"Well, do I have a chance at any extended work?"
"No, don't expect any more work until next month. And don't you dare call us asking around for a little hand out. We'll call you when you are needed."