Falling down

Here's a quick list of 10 things off of which I have fallen.

1. A tractor (resulted in a 2nd degree burn when I grabbed the exhaust pipe to catch my fall)
2. A step ladder
3. Wire fence (got caught on the barbed wire on the way down)
4. A trampoline (during a party with all the cool kids and racked myself on the trampoline frame)
5. Mutiple chairs
6. A golf cart (going top speed and running on gravel)
7. My bicycle (multiple times--the last time at an intersection with tons of people watching)
8. A horse (my foot got caught in the stirrup and I was dragged for about 20 yards)
9. The bed (at 2 years old I landed face first in a plant next to my bed and kept sleeping)
10. A softball (trying to catch a grounder I stepped on the ball and fell face first onto the grass)