Sneaky Peeper

I was over at my brother-in-law's house for a "party" awhile back. It was actually me, my wife's two brothers, and their cousin. We were hanging out, playing video games, and watching TV when eventually some girls showed up. My wife's brother, Bryan, and the three girls sat at the kitchen table talking while the rest of us watched TV. After about an hour, Bryan took one of the girls upstairs. After about another 45 minutes, I started to get upset that Bryan was being a bad host because the other girls were left downstairs and looked bored (since I'm married I couldn't help them out with their boredom the way I wanted, and my famous penis shadow puppet show was out due to inadequate lighting)...so I decided to cock block Bryan.

I got a ladder from the garage and decided to peep through Bryan's bedroom window. [NOTE: Do not peep on brother-in-law when he's making out with a hairy ape. It was cornea searing.]

Regardless of the condition of my eyes...mission accomplished. When they found out I was watching (after some banging on the window), ape tits left the building.

Next time Bryan, let me know your taking a girl to your room so I have time to hide in the closet. That's what a good host does.