Yogurt Love

Over the past year or so I've developed an intense love of yogurt. It may stem from me becoming somewhat of a health nut and because yogurt is sweet and creamy and tastes like it should be a naughty, slap-some-fat-on-my-ass dessert, but it's nutritious and good for you. My favorite is by far Yoplait's Mixed Berry...very scrumptious indeed.

However, I've been having a problem with my Yogurt for some time, a problem very much akin to the most feared male deficiency...premature ejaculation. Or, in my case, what I like to call an "opening yogasm." Every time I shake my yogurt up and peel back the top, a little spurt of yogurt shoots out. It gets all over my hands and sometimes on my clothes. I finally learned to open it facing away from me, but it still gets all over my desk.

Maybe I'm too excited when I know I'm going to get my yogurt and I shake it up too much beforehand. Then, when I know it's time to stick my spoon in, all the longing and built up pressure bursts out at once and I end up with sticky stuff all over my hands and a sense of disappointment that I wasted such good yogurt.

I don't know...maybe I should stop shaking it beforehand and just stick my spoon in and stir it around for awhile.

But sometimes I just can't wait that long.